Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ionized Water? Really. This makes me want to use naughty words when describing you rubes.

What is the smiley face emoticon for shaking your head in disgust/exasperation about how lame people are?

Case in point: "Ionized Water"

I mean, haven't we come so far since 1886 when Dr. Q.L. Muttonchop came to town with his Traveling Medicine Shoppe showing his "Elixir of Youth" (dog pee pee) and "Tibetan Cure-All Bitters" (garlic oil mixed with mouse poop)?

I will refer you to this guy to describe the chemistry.

By the way, why does spelling Shop seem so much fancier when spelled Shoppe? Kind of like a subdivision that is name something or other "Pointe." You spend $50k for the extra "e."

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